*Author’s Note, I will be posting the poems that did not make the Poetry Collection “Psychoanalytic Celebrity Poems” aka P.C.P. or for you Twitter Folks #CelebPoems until the release of the book on July 4th with Swift Ink Books as follow up to “The Passion of The Christoph”. Until then, please enjoy the B-Sides…

Simon Cowell

Your poem has no pitch,
no vibrato,
it’s inauthentic.

Reading you is like
reading jazz with no broken time.

I’m British,
my comments always
sound better with this accent:
knowledgeable,
an expert.

I’m not grumpy,
just like to kill dreams:
marinade them in Brown Sauce,
and eat them.

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