I am very pleased to have Jenny Ainslie-Turner for Ten Questions With Christoph.

She has worked in the phone sex industry for 12 years, and speaks widely on the subject, and has a semi-biographical book out called “How To Talk Dirty: A Hands-on Guide to Phone-Sex.” Her television appearances include My Phone Sex Secrets (Channel 4 docu), This Morning, interviews with Escort Magazine, Mayfair Magazine, More Magazine, Love It Magazine and Reveal, Merto Newspaper, and The Sun newspaper. She is now writing for Aphrodisia Magazine. Her latest book, “Will You be My Fantasy?” is a dark erotic thriller about her own sexual fantasy.

Ten Questions With Christoph

You wrote “How to Talk Dirty: A Hands on Guide To Phone Sex” I must ask do you think the invention of the Bluetooth has revolutionized phone sex as you can masturbate with both hands?

Oh absolutely, the roads are far safer since the invention of the Bluetooth and guys no longer have to search for hours to look for somewhere to toss off. Much more satisfying all round.

Technology can be a great thing. I enjoyed the film “For A Good Time, Call…” Here is the trailer if you have not seen the movie

as you can see it is about two very attractive Jewish girls in NYC starting a sex hot line. But I wonder do you think there could be a Zionist agenda in the film? It is about keeping an apartment that they are occupying using amoral techniques to keep it. Just saying that is very allegorical to Israel’s policies…should Pro-Palestinians boycott this delightful film?

I reckon the only movement the two girls are concerned with are the movement in the caller’s trousers. I would hate to think that any light-hearted film, or book for that matter is politically driven. Surely this is how we can escape from all that. I know from experience it’s the last thing on my callers minds when he’s having a toss.

Besides, I’m sure most would say, money is money! I really don’t think it would make any difference, if that’s how Pro-Palestinians want to waste their very valuable time on such a low, ineffective film. I am sure they have greater concerns. Anything other than this, I know goes straight over my head lol.
 

I hear ya, even though I am part Jew I have sympathy for the Palestinian people and do see an allegory of Zionist occupation but that is a topic for another time. Now, you wrote a book “Jolene: A Fiery Redhead Who Loves Talking Dirty.” Now, I have not read it but I was in a long-term relationship with a beautiful redhead but my one complaint was she would always shave, everything, which sucks cause a red bush is a rare beautiful thing. So I just want to know does Jolene have a bush and what is your philosophy on shaving the vaginal area?

Oh indeed she does. Very underrated is the bush. I know from experience it’s what every red hot-bloody male prefers. For me and my guys that is the true scent of a woman. Who wouldn’t want their face tickled by lovely smelling, silky soft pubes? I myself prefer guys not to shave their balls. Nothing sexier than smelling myself on his balls after a good session.

I hear ya, unless she is a red-head I prefer shaved but we all have our preferences. Now, you are from Britain, which is known for its good manners. Are your callers able to still be naughty while maintaining a sense of politeness?

No, indeed not and I insist that they speak their minds. And, if they are being too polite I soon knock that out of them; I love obscenities hurled at me over the phone. I think of myself as a steam valve, a stress release. Fuck my fat ass, you dirty wanking bastard! That’s what I demand, and boy do I get it. Yes, guys have actually hung up on me because I’m too dirty.

Respect, you sound like Kobe Byrant of phone sex. I can respect your aggressive want to be great just like Bryant is on the basketball court. Maybe you are The White Mamba. Now, enough about Kobe Bryant, back to phone sex with the new technology like webcams and Skype and I believe one is called ‘slutrollute’ the human voice still remains a very powerful aphrodisiac to use for masturbation. Why do you think ‘the voice’ is so good at making penises hard and vaginas wet?

It’s a well-known fact that the real biggest sexual organ is the brain. However, it’s not so much the voice, more about if it’s the right sounding voice. My guys always cream over my voice. I think of myself as the Mae West of the chat lines. Soft, sultry and sensual. It’s the power of the spoken word. The woman saying naughty words like, hard nipples, wet panties, I’m a greedy cocksucker, cum on my tongue. Juicy wet slippery pussy lips. Eat me until I cum creaming on your face. I want you to stink of me. Saying all that in a guys ear makes them explode.

For my younger readers hear is Mae West singing with the guy who was everyone’s least favorite James Bond.

Back to you, “In sexy stories Vol.1 (BBW Love)” what made you decide that your first erotic story should be about Big Beautiful Women. Did you see that as an artistic risk? Do you think there is a bias against BBW’s or is it a secret sexual fantasy most men have? Historically, bigger has always been thought to be sexier (curves a sign of fertility), the want for a skinny girl is an evolutionary novelty.

Now that is a gross misconception brought about by the media and slimming aid products. I always tell my guys I’m a big woman; a dress size 22 and a 42 D cup breast. They go mad for me. They always ask the same question; you got a fat ass? I say baby, you can lose yourself in my deep sweaty crack. They groan out, sit that fat fucker on my face! Big girls are wetter, have meaty piss-flaps, and get a good hard shafting. And, a great ass fuck, or so my man tell me lol.

Word. I’ve been with all types but I must say the big girls know how to ride The D. Enough about D riding. You had a follow-up “Vol.4 (Oral Adventure)”. On a side note, I’ve seen a lot of porn movies but they are never at the Dentist Office? Why is the dentist so unsexy? Also what happens in this Oral Adventure? And finally why is there not a sex themed park like Disneyworld because that would be awesome?

To answer that question in two parts. Firstly, you are not watching the right porn film. In my porn films the dentist are used quite frequently in domination porn. A mouth full of drill can be very erotic to a great deal of men. It is a well-known fact that for these men pain gives them the more intense orgasm. You are obviously a man of pleasure. To answer your later question, if there was such a theme park the whole world would be in grave danger of collapsing. That’s where all the men would be, too busy to work, too busy even to procreate. Above everything else guys love a good blow job, and I should know, I’ve blown quite a few.

I just want to state I think is a great disappointment that there is no big budget porn parody of “Hellraiser”. A great film that would be great material for an S&M Porn. How could you not enjoy a man in a Pinhead mask with a huge cock saying “I’ll tear your ass apart” Now, in your sex story saga we reach “Vol. 10 (Sniff This)”. What are we sniffing? Also, I ask because watching one of my favorite new shows “Maron”, the protagonist is recommended a dip because it smells like pussy as you can see in this video

Now, I know it’s not humus, but what kind of dip smells like pussy?

To be honest, it depends how long it is since said pussy has been washed. In my experienced a full flavoured scented pussy needs to be unwashed for several days and in this instance it will smell strongly of anchovies. Perhaps better if been marinated in urine that will give a better resemblance to the smell of my pussy.

I was with you until you mentioned urine; I’m just not a fan of golden showers. I actually hold a Buddhist belief that those who like to give golden showers are really dogs that have been reincarnated as humans. We are getting a little deeper here now, so let me ask a more high brow question: what are your thoughts on post-modernism? Would you consider yourself a post-modern artist or ‘metamodern artist’ with a phone?

I would say without a doubt a ‘metamodern artist’ with a phone. There is an art to phone sex. It’s not just moaning and groaning down the phone. We have to create an illusion for the caller take him into his fantasy, working our magic on his cock and brain. Sometimes I have to write a sex scene on the spot, as it were, and then play both parts. As men desires for a different obsession have grown more diverse, we girls have to change to meet their needs.

I agree, I am not a fan of post-modernism. It is very trite and lacks authenticity and feels elitist. Okay, last question what is your favorite piece of art you have created and will there be a Vol. 11?

My favourite piece of art which I have created thus far is without doubt my latest book. “Will You be My fantasy?” The idea came about thanks to one of my regular callers, Johnny, he’s an elderly gentleman of 81 and is tired of living, so we often explore the aspect of suffocation in between my legs or pussy lips to be more precise. One day I discovered while in our fantasy role-play, that the thought of him exhaling his last breath inside me really turned me on. I wanted to feel him struggle for his life inside my cunt. As I bounce and ground myself all over is face until he was no more. So, in this book I allowed my fantasy to become a reality….Some say, ‘Death by Pussy’ I say, it would be my absolute pleasure!

Hey, I can think of worst ways to go. Thank you so much Jenny. It has been a pleasure to have you and wish you well in writing and wanking.

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