The Unofficial SharkNado Song for the original & future sequel by Christoph Paul.

Lyrics

Verse 1
Ian Zering, he was hearing, a storm’s coming, but no one is running
and the sharks, with their hungry hearts, they came in, in the wind

Chorus
Sharknado, it will get real fatal, when they swim in the air, and flesh they’ll tear
Sharknado, it will get real fatal, and yeah in the sequel, they could eat you…too

Verse 2
And I hear, sharks are near, to New York, where we’ll turn to pork
they get closer, they’re not Kosher, Jewish meat, is their favorite treat

Chorus
Sharknado, it will get real fatal, when they swim in the air, and the flesh they’ll tare
Sharknado, it will get real fatal, and in the sequel, they could eat you.
It’s a Sharknado! Tornado! With sharks, with bloods in their hearts X2

Bridge
When they come, when they come, will the L Train still run? x2
Yeah, there’s sharks in Williamsburg, sharks in Williamsburg,
you better run, you hipsters heard
That there’s sharks in Williamsburg, sharks in Williamsburg,
you better run, you hipsters heard.

Ending
Cause it’s a sharknado! Tornado!
With sharks, with blood in their hearts
It’s a sharknado! Tornado! With sharks,
with blood in their hearts
They’re gonna eat the hipsters, eat the hipsters,
eat the hipsters ‘unironically’
yeah, eat the hipsters, eat the hipsters,
guess what, you’re what’s for brunch.

This song is brought to you by Christoph Paul Landshark Beer #FinsUp

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