I write while you sleep, I can tell when you have nightmares. When awake I know when your scared just by sounds of your voice, it is the way you struggle over certain words. I speak you, you’ve become a language to me with its own logic. It’s love, amore, the way we pictured love […]
I am a writer but I have an addiction to rock n roll that is enabled by the band Moses Moses. Our song Devil’s Lap was featured on the Bro-Metal Blog. Though we make music to get chicks we are happy the bros like it.
It’s been Bachelorette Roulette. A game of odds, numbers, and suitors who never lived up to the fairy tales you love. I’m Goldilocks with curly hair and hipster glasses. I didn’t even know I was playing, but life’s been a game of hearts and eggs since we were tadpoles I didn’t choose to play, You […]
I’ve been collecting your voice. The way the little boys save pennies and dimes for the toy they can’t buy or live without. They added up to seeing your smile for the first time. A screen blocked us from our first kiss, but not from falling in love. *** Christoph Paul has two collections of […]
I’m not a liberal, I just like pointing out bullshit. It is clear to me if I didn’t have a checkered past I could run in the Republican Primaries for a congress and win. It is just using a simple combination of talking point which Brat used: 33% quotes of the bible, 33% quotes of […]
From upcoming book “God Hates Fred Phelps” Chapter 7 “Come with me Fred Phelps, I shall show you all of Hell and its dark glory.” Said Satan. Fred Phelps shook his head with agony. He was not used to feeling such pain, but he went along with the Devil staying on the land of Hell […]
Why has Ronald McDonald all of a sudden gone hipster? Because McDonald’s is a brilliant Machiavellian company and has done one of the biggest marketing mindfucks to reach the targeted hipster twenty and thirty-something. What they are doing is brilliant marketing and manipulation of ‘the health conscious’ hipster by using irony–hipsters greatest drug against them. […]