I’m an asshole. Not a big or a violent one, but I’m still an asshole. There are different types of assholes. I’m a Steve Jobs type of asshole, that’s when if I see something that I find fucking stupid or not up to par, I want tell the person how fucking stupid they are and […]
I have high levels of empathy. Not Will Graham level, but up there. I had to use this innate ability to get through military school. This isn’t just feeling another’s pain, but understanding them and their motives. Are they really kind person, or do they just want to kick in the back of the head […]
I’m a mother fucking demon. I should have been rapper. Ass, titties, and gold, that’s how I roll. I was once down in Mexicola hunting with Conquistadors, looking for the keys of the universe. Spaniards, those mother fuckers now how to party. I was at the first donkey show, in the history of man. Do […]
Evil is in my friends, but my cleft chin and chainsaw are what the dead fear.