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I’m a mother fucking demon.
I should have been rapper.
Ass, titties, and gold,
that’s how I roll.

I was once down in Mexicola
hunting with Conquistadors,
looking for the keys
of the universe.

Spaniards,
those mother fuckers
now how to party.

I was at the first donkey show,
in the history of man.

Do you know why
they call them asses?

Because they love to stick
their cocks inside of them.

I crack myself up,

but there’s nothing funny
about looking for lost keys.

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