Porn Store Book Club: The Great Gatsby
*Author’s Note
To celebrate the relseae of the movie The Great Gatsby here is a continuation of myself and the usual older brotha pervs of the DC Porn Store asking me about the classic novels I was reading while working on my MA Thesis. This is recollection of our discussion of ‘The Great Gatsby’ as I started an unoffical classic book club at the porn store. You can read our discussion of Tolstoy in my book ‘The Passion of the Christoph’
Perv #1
What up dog, I see you got a new book; ‘The Great Gatsby’ I heard of that shit.
Perv #2
Yeah, ain’t that some bullshit that make you read in high school?
Perv #3
Yeah, I didn’t read it but I remember English teacher saying it was good, what’s so good about it?
Christoph
I’ve actually read it before; it’s really good. A classic. Fitzgerald is a great writer. It takes place during the 20′s and captures the good and bad of the American Dream.
Perv #2
Damn that is some deep shit? So what’s the story?
Christoph
Hmmm…Ok, so there is like this regular guy, like some white boy you would find in the amateur section who tells this story about this major baller Jay Gatsby. That is where the title comes from.
Perv #1
What’s so great about this Gatsby mother fucker.
Perv #3
Is he Oprah ballin?
Christoph
Yeah he is but this is the thing he is not happy cause he loves this quality fine honey named Daisy. She is like a chick you see in a ‘Brazzers’ flick.
Perv #2
She got them big titties and that sweet pussy?
Christoph
I would assume so…but here is the thing even though he’s got all this money and can get all this other Brazzer quality women he’s hung up on this woman Daisy. He only wants her.
Perv #1
That Gatsby sounds stupid; how you gonna make all that money and still be stuck on one piece of pussy. I’d be running trains on bitches while listening to jazz.
Christoph
Well, that’s the thing he has worked so hard to make major money and impress this Daisy chick. It’s like that is what he is all about; he is throwing parties and being fancy to run into her and impress her. He just wants Daisy.
Perv #2
Man, that happens too much, that Fitzgerald mother fucker knows what’s up. I’ve known some smart ass niggas throw it all a way for some bitch that could give two fucks about the man who loves her.
Perv #3
That is some true shit right there, men killing themselves for the pedestal pussy. And it ain’t even a bunch of pussy it’s just one girl who acts like her pussy could feed Haiti or cure cancer.
Christoph
Yeah, Gatsby actually dies. You guys are onto something, a lot of guys waste their lives trying to impress a woman who doesn’t even want them.
Perv #1
You ain’t kidding kid. Damn, that’s why all them librarians and teacher be pimping this book cause it gives the straight truth. We all know it, some of us lived it.
Perv #2
Yeah, every nigga knows or is a Gatsby.
Christoph
Fitzgerald would agree.
Perv #3
Shit, I’ll stick with these videos and waste my money that way. Ring me up kid.

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